Overheard on Ladies Night…
I arrived late so when I met my friends this is what I was greeted with…
“I’m out.”
“You mean you’re ready to leave?”
“No. Like I’m out. I lost the rock, paper scissors tournament. My girl went paper and covered my rock. I mean, who goes paper on the first turn?”
So funny at the time. Maybe not so funny now… but I had to share.
The Final Dish: Rock, Paper Scissors night at Kildare’s in West Chester is tough competition.

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I think it confirms that the party doesn't really start until you get there.
Hillsborough County Ruling…
"Upon consideration of the Motion – the latest in a series of Gordian knots that the parties have been unable to untangle without enlisting the assistance of the federal courts – it is ORDERED that said Motion is DENIED. Instead, the Court will fashion a new form of alternative dispute resolution, to wit: at 4:00 P.M. on Friday, June 30, 2006, counsel shall convene at a neutral site agreeable to both parties. If counsel cannot agree on a neutral site, they shall meet on the front steps of the Sam M. Gibbons U.S. Courthouse, 801 North Florida Ave., Tampa, Florida 33602. Each lawyer shall be entitled to be accompanied by one paralegal who shall act as an attendant and witness. At that time and location, counsel shall engage in one (1) game of "rock, paper, scissors." The winner of this engagement shall be entitled to select the location for the 30(b)(6) deposition to be held somewhere in Hillsborough County during the period July 11-12, 2006."
Haha – awesome.